Curing A Hangover

Cure 1: McDonalds

Not much can beat a McDonald’s breakfast after a night out on the tiles.

Cure 2: Before you drink

Line your stomach to slow alcohol absorption.

Cure 3: Late-Night Meal

Whether it’s a kebab or a slice of toast, this will help soak up the alcohol. Wash it down with lots of water.

Cure 4: Hair of the Dog

Drinking alcohol the morning after may sound like the least desirable option on earth, but many drunkards swear by this method.

Cure 5: Fry Up

The Full-English is the ultimate hangover saviour. If you can’t manage the whole fried breakfast, a greasy bacon sandwich is a satisfactory substitute.

Cure 6: Fizzy Drinks

Cure 7: Vitamins

Have a berocca or some Vitamin C in a drink of water.

Cure 8: Dialysis

If you can afford a champagne hangover, you can afford dialysis. Cleans your kidneys so you don’t have to.

Cure 9: Prairie Oyster

Crack an egg into a glass (keeping the yolk unbroken), add Worcestershire sauce and hot sauce, season with salt and pepper, and knock it back.

Cure 10: Sleep

Retreat beneath your sheets, and hibernate until the room stops spinning.